A good evening
A do not attempt to adjust your radio there is nothing wrong
We have taken control as to bring you this special show
We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
Welcome to station w e f u n k better known as we funk
Or deeper still the mothership connection
Home of the extraterrestrial brothers
Dealers of funky music p funk uncut funk the bomb
Coming to you directly from the mothership
Top of the chocolate milky way
Fifty thousands kilowatts of p funk power
So kick back dig while we do it to you in your eardrums
And me I'm known as lollipop man alias the long haired sucker
My motto is
Make my funk the p funk
I want my funk uncut make my funk the p funk
I wants to get funked up I want the bomb
I want the p funk I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the p funk I wants to get funked up
Yeah w e f u n k y'all now this is what I want you all to do
If you got faults defects or shortcomings
You know like arthritis rheumatism or migraines
Whatever part of your body it is
I want you to lay it on your radio let the vibes flow through
Funk not only moves it can re move dig
The desired effect is what you get
When you improve your interplanetary funksmanship
Sir lollipop man chocolate coated freaky and and habit forming
Doing it to you in three d
So groovy that I dig me once upon a time called now
Somebody say is there funk after death
I say is seven up yeah p funk
Make my funk the p funk I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the p funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb
I want the p funk I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the p funk I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the p funk I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the p funk I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb I want the p funk
I want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the p funk before I take it home
Yeah I dig let me put my sunglasses on
That's the law around here you got to wear your sunglasses
So you can feel cool gangster lean
Y'all should dig my sun rooftop
Well allright hey I was digging on y'alls funk for awhile
Sounds like it got a three on it though to me
Then I was down south and I heard some funk
With some main ingredients
Like doobie brothers blue magic david bowie it was cool
But can you imagine doobieing your funk ho w e f u n k we funk
Make my funk the p funk I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the p funk I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb I want the p funk
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the p funk before I take it home
Getting deep

Once upon a time called right now

Ain't it funky now

Far 'round hey doing it to ya in the earhole
Make my funk the p funk
I want my funk uncut make my funk the p funk
I wants to get funked up I want the bomb
I want the p funk don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the p funk before I take it home yeah

We're not leaving y'all I want you all to stay tuned for starchild
Make my funk the p funk
I want my funk uncut make my funk the p funk
I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the p funk
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the p funk before I take it home
Don't stop get down talk
Blow your horn

Peee you wants to get funked up

Well allright
Make my funk the p funk I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the p funk I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb I want the p funk
I want my funk uncut make my funk the p funk
I wants to get funked up make my funk the p funk
I want my funk uncut make my funk the p funk
I wants to get funked up I want the bomb
I want the p funk I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the p funk before I take it home
Make my funk the p funk I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the p funk I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb I want the p funk