Funny Honey - Ann Reinking
风趣的爱人 - Ann Reinking
For her first number Miss Roxie Hart would like to sing a song
Roxie Hart小姐首先想要献上撕心裂肺的情歌
Of love and devotion dedicated to her dear husband Amos
给她亲爱的丈夫 Amos
Sometime's I'm right
有时我是对的
Sometime's I'm wrong
有时我是错的
But he doesn't care
但他并不在意
He'll string along
他伴随在我身边
He loves me so
他那么爱我
That funny honey of mine
我那幽默的甜心
Sometime's I'm down
有时心情低落
Sometime's I'm up
有时满心欢喜
But he follows 'round
他始终陪伴在左右
Like some droopy-eyed pup
就像只低垂着眼神的狗狗
He love me so
他那么爱我
That sunny honey of mine
我那幽默的甜心
He ain't no sheik
他不会拈花惹草
That's no great physique
他的身材不够魁梧
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
他也不够聪明
Oh but look at that soul
但 仔细看看他的灵魂
I tell you the whole
和你说 他整个
Is a whole lot greater than
整个灵魂 超越了
The sum of his parts
看似平庸的外貌
And if you knew him like me
若你了解的话 你会爱上他的
I know you'd agree
我知道你定会认同的
What if the world
如果这个世界
Slandered my name
皆诋毁我的名誉
Why he'd be right there
他会挺身而出
Taking the blame
承担骂名
He loves me so
因为他爱我如此之深
And it all suits me fine
一切都正合我意
That funny sunny honey
幽默 开朗 甜蜜的
Hubby of mine
我的丈夫
A man's got a right to protect his home
他得保护他的家庭
And his loved ones right
维护心爱女人的权利
Of course he has
当然 他做到了
Well I came in from the garage officer and i
我从车库管理员那回来 我看见他从窗户蹑手蹑脚地
See him coming through the window with my
爬进来 当我的妻子roxanne
Wife roxanne there sleepin'like an angel
宛如一个天使般睡着时
He loves me so
他是如此深爱着我
That funny honey of mine
充满的风趣的我亲爱的
An angel
我的天使
I mean supposin' just supposin' he had violated
只是假设 假设他背叛了
Her or somethin'you know what I mean
他有了别的女人 或 其他的事情
Viloated
背叛了
I know what you mean
我相信你懂的
Or somethin' think how terrible that would have been
或发生其它某些可怕的事
It's a good thing I came home from work on time
幸亏我下班及时回到家
I'm tellin' ya that I say I'm tellin' ya that
我告诉你 事情的经过是这样
He loves me so
他是如此深爱着我
That funny honey of mine
他是幽默的爱人
Name of deceased fred casely
死者的名字是Fred casely
Fred casely how could he be a burglar
他怎么可能是小偷
My wife knows him he sold us our furniture
我的妻子认识他 他卖了家具给我们
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
天知道 他天资不聪颖
She lied to me she told me he was a burglar
她对我撒谎 说他是个小偷
You mean he was dead when you got home
你的意思是 当你回家时 他已经死了
She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin'
她用一张床单把他盖住 并且
Me that cock and bull story abou this burglar and
讲述了有关这个小偷的荒谬的故事
I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off
我本应该替他顶罪 我很确定不会受罚
Burglar huh
小偷 呵
Now he shot off his trap
现在戳穿了他的诡计
I can't stand that sap
我忍受不了这个傻瓜
Look at him go
就放他走吧
Rattin' on me
背叛我
With just one more brain
就用他仅有的聪明
What a half-wit he'd be
他是多傻啊
If they string me up
要是我被处绞刑
I'll know who
我知道谁会
Brought the twine
带着花圈来看我
And I believed her
我相信
Dummy hubby of mine
就是我那 愚蠢的 丈夫