I Know A Girl - Bebe Neuwirth / Rob Fisher
Hello suckers welcome back
Roxie's in there being looked over by the State Medical Examiner
She says she's gonna have a baby
Now why didn't I think of that
Can you imagine
I mean can you imagine
Do you believe it
I mean do you believe it
I know a girl a girl who lands on top
You could put her face
Into a pail of slop
And she'd come up smelling like a rose
How she does it heaven knows
I know a girl a girl with so much luck
She could get run over by a two-ton truck
Then brush herself off and walk away
How she does it I couldn't say
Whilst I on the other hand
Put my face in a pail of slop
And I would smell like a pail of slop
I on the other hand
Get run over by a truck
And I am deader than a duck
I know a girl who tells so many lies
Anything that's true would truly cross her eyes
But what that mouse is selling
That whole world buys
And nobody smells a rat
Oh please Ladies and Gentlemen of the press
Leave the two of us alone so that we can rest
The two of us
Can you imagine
I mean can you imagine
Can I have one last picture please
Oh sure anything for the press
Do you believe it
I mean do you believe it