Class - Rob Fisher / Marcia Lewis / Bebe Neuwirth
作词：Fred Ebb
作曲：John Kande
编曲：Jay David Saks
Marcia Lewis：
Whatever happened to fair dealing
And pure ethics
And nice manners
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass
Whatever happened to class
Rob Fisher：
Class
Whatever happened to Please may I
And Yes thank you
And How charming
Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class
BOTH：
Class
Ah there ain't no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now
There's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock ya down
So's they can pass
Nobody's got no class
Bebe：
Whatever happened to old values
Rob Fisher：
And fine morals
And good breeding
Marcia Lewis：
Now no one even says oops when they're
Passing their gas
Whatever happened to class
Rob Fisher：
Class
BOTH：
Ah there ain't no gentlemen
That's fit for any use
And any girl'd touch your privates
For a deuce
Babe：
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
Rob Fisher：
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
BOTH：
Nobody's got no class
Rob Fisher：
All you read about today is rape and theft
Marcia Lewis：
Jesus Christ ain't there no decency left
BOTH：
Nobody's got no class
Marcia Lewis：
Every guy is a snot
Rob Fisher：
Every girl is a twat
Marcia Lewis：
Holy shit
Rob Fisher：
Holy shit
Marcia Lewis：
What a shame
Rob Fisher：
What a shame
BOTH:
What became of class