YOLO - The Lonely Island



YOLO you only live once
人的一生只有一次


The battle cry of a generation
这是新一代人的口号


This life is a precious gift
这一生是一份难能可贵的礼物
So don't get too crazy
所以别太疯狂了
It's not worth the risk



You know that we are still young
你知道我们仍然年轻


So don't be dumb
所以别那么傻


Don't trust anyone
不要相信任何人


Cause you only live once
因为你只活一次
Ugh you only live once
人的一生只有一次
That's the motto
这是座右铭
So take a chill pill
所以快吃感冒药吧
Ease off the throttle
不要踩油门
Never go to loud clubs
别再去大声喧哗的娱乐场所了
Cause it's bad for your ears
因为这对你的耳朵不好


Your friends will all be sorry
你的朋友都会后悔的
When they can't hear
当他们听不见
And stay the hell away from drugs
远离毒品
Cause they're not legal
因为这是违法的
Then bury all your money in the backyard
把所有的钱埋在后院


Like a beagle
像小猎犬般警觉
Cause you should never trust a bank
因为银行再也不可信了
They've been known to fail
他们总是被人打劫
And never travel by car a bus

Boat or by rail

And don't travel by plane

And don't travel at all
最后就是再也别到处旅游了
Built a bomb shelter basement
建造一个防空洞
With titanium walls
有着铜墙铁壁
And wear titanium suits
最好待在防空洞里
In case pianos fall on ya
以防钢琴会从头而降 打破你的头
And never go in saunas
永远不要去桑拿房
Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas
因为那里爬满了食人鱼
And never take the stairs
再别走楼梯了
Cause they're often unsafe
因为这往往是不安全的
You only live once
人生只有一次
Don't let it go to waste
不要让它白白浪费


You know that we are still young
你知道我们仍然年轻
So hold off on the fun
那么一直这样开心下去


Cook your meat 'til it's done
肉一定要十分熟才能吃


Cause you only live once
因为你只活一次
Yeah
是的
And here's another piece of advice
这是另一个建议
Stay away from kids
远离孩子
Cause their hair is filled with mad lice
因为他们的头发充满了疯狂的虱子
There's no such thing
可是没有
As too much Purell
那么多的消毒液
This a cautionary tale
这是一个警示
Word to George Orwell
还有George Orwell所说的话
So don't 1980 force
不要把手
Any plugs into sockets
插进插座里
Always wear a chastity belt
总是穿贞操带
And triple lock it
锁三次
Then hire a taster

Make him check your food for poison
让他检查你的食物
And if you think your mailman is a spy
如果你认为你的邮递员是一个间谍
Then destroy him
然后解雇了他
No blankets or pajamas
没有毯子或睡衣
They can choke you in your sleep
在你睡觉的时候会被人杀了的
Two words about furniture
家具其实就是
Killing machines
杀人机器
Board your windows up
隔着窗户
The sun is bad for your health
晒太阳对身体不好
And always wear a straight jacket
总是穿着一个外套
So your safe from yourself
自己保障自己的安全


Take no chances (no chances)
没有机会了
Stop freelancin' (right now)
别再做自由职业了
Invest in your future
立刻开始投资自己的未来吧
Don't dilute your finances (uh huh)
不要让你的钱包越来越小
401K make sure it's low risk
确保低风险
Then get some real estate (how much )
然后投资房地产
4 2% thirty year mortgage
4.2%是第三年的抵押贷款率
That's important that's a great deal
这很重要,这是一个伟大的交易
And if you can't afford it
如果你买不起
Don't forge it on your last bill
别让这成为你最后的账单
Renting is for suckers right now

A dependable savings
弄一个可靠的储蓄
And you'll retire with money in your account
在你退休的时候，账户就会有很多钱
Beast
坏人
YOLO say no no
我不要这样


Isolate yourself
让自己被孤立
And just roll solo
刚刚推出的单曲
Be care-folo
一定要小心


You oughta look out
不管你怎么看
Also stands for YOLO
你只有一次活命的机会
You know that we are still young
你知道我们仍然年轻


Burn the prints off your thumbs
大拇指按下手印


Then pull out all your teeth
拔掉所有牙齿


So you can't bite your tongue
就不能咬到舌头了
Only on this earth for a short time time
活在这个世界上只有很短的时间
So don't go outside
所以不要出门
Cause you don't want to die die
因为你不想死去
Just take our advice and hide
采取我们的意见，藏起来
And scream YOLO to the sky
仰天长叫


You oughta look out
你需要注意