Flat Earth Theme - Just Jack / Parson Jones
I met a girl named bertha
She said she was a flat earther
On her way to the conference
I said you know that that's nonsense
She said this sh*t's not nonsense
You don't even know
Have you heard my silence
I said what about science
And she said science don't give me no love
I got talking to linda
She was out on a bender
Flicking through tinder
I said how's that working for you
She said it's not working
It's just regret and embarrassment lurking
But it's late and I'm lonely and hurting
And where else can I get me some love
Holding on for dear life
Always the bridesmaid but never the bride
A billion tiny islands in the ocean
All these characters I dream
Variations on a theme
Variations on a theme
Variations on a theme
I met a boy called casper
He's a worldwide traveller
Talking about ayahuasca
As he stares into his pasta
He said I probably shouldn't fly so much
Probably shouldn't get high so much
But I'm a lonely hedonist and my therapist says
I need to find ways to love myself
How could I forget brian
Opened the floodgates without even trying
I missed my stop on that train
Cos I got a lot of time for a grown man crying
He said she loves me and I love him and he loves she
Still spinning a bottle on the topmost shelf
And looking for love like everyone else
Holding on for dear life
Always the bridesmaid but never the bride
A billion tiny islands in the ocean
All these characters I dream
Variations on a theme
Variations on a theme
Variations on a theme
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life
Holding on for dear life